Have you seen Dug?
He stole my socks.
I don’t know how he picked the locks.
I think he lives down by the docks.
Have you seen Chuck?
He should be here.
He’s wearing borrowed underwear.
You know what? That’s gross I don’t care.
Have you seen Sue?
She stole my heart.
And two wheels off my rolling cart
I never said that she was smart.
Have you seen Chris?
He’s missing teeth.
A midget hit him from beneath.
I think the rotter’s name is Keith.
Have you seen Bob and Rob?
Those goons
Are taunting monkeys with balloons
I think they will be sorry soon.
Have you seen Lou?
He’s gone insane.
He shaved my dog and stole my cane.
I’d chase him but it’s pouring rain.