Terrence the tiny swordsman
Now wears a patch on one eye
He read a new book
About twirling his sword
And late one night gave it a try
The twirling part came to him easy
The catching went badly awry
The sword skipped his hand
And decided to land in a place
He did not wish to try.
OMG! Terrence whyyyyy?
Haha, I love this, Tom!